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By Michael Logan

If you're thinking that you may have noticeable all of it -- international battle Z, THE jogging DEAD-- you have not noticeable whatever like this. From the twisted mind of Michael Logan comes Apocalypse Cow, a narrative approximately 3 not going heroes who needs to shop Britain . . . from a rampaging horde of ZOMBIE COWS!

Forget the cud. they wish blood.

It started with a cow that simply would not die. it should develop into a virulent disease that reworked Britain's cattle into sneezing, slavering, flesh-craving four-legged zombies.

And if that wasn't undesirable sufficient, the destiny of the country turns out to relaxation at the shoulders of 3 not going heroes: an abattoir employee whose love existence is non-existent due to the stench of loss of life that adheres to him, a teenage vegan with eczema and a peculiar overwhelm on his maths instructor, and a clumsy journalist who would not realize a scoop if she tripped over one.

As the country descends into chaos, can they pool their assets, liberate a medication, and retailer the world?

Three losers.
Overwhelming odds.
One end result . . .

Yup, we are screwed.

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One of many squirrels that had but to mount James observed the 2 of them and scampered over. 3 toes away it flung itself into the air. Lesley didn’t imagine, simply swung her arm up in a strong arc Serena Williams might were happy with and stuck the squirrel flush with the centre of the racquet. The squirrel sailed over the fence, acting cartwheels because it went. Lesley laughed out loud, emboldened by means of the savage thrill thrumming up her arm. They complex on James and his mono-coloured squirrel nightmare coat. It took 3 good thwacks – the blows observed via enraged squeaks and grunts of soreness from either James and the rodents – to knock each one squirrel off. the single connected to James’s left ear got here away with a bit of lobe nonetheless held among its the teeth. while James used to be desquirrelled, Terry gave the wounded animals writhing at the floor the tennis-racquet similar of a unmarried bullet to the pinnacle. whilst he used to be performed, the strings have been spattered with gore. They helped James interior, locking the patio door at the back of them, and sat him on the backside of the steps. whereas his face used to be smeared with blood, the injuries have been superficial. The worst harm was once to his ear, yet even that was once merely oozing. He allowed Mary to are likely to his wounds after which enable Terry lead him as much as his room, with Geldof in shut attendance. ‘That was once actually weird,’ Lesley stated. ‘So what can we do now? ’ David requested. ‘We visit mattress. I don’t imagine i'll take to any extent further madness at the present time. ’ ‘I suggest what will we do approximately Squirrel-boy? ’ ‘I don’t get you. ’ ‘What if he will get what they've got? ’ Lesley inspiration for a minute. ‘I haven’t obvious any people behaving like that. have you ever? ’ ‘No. yet are you able to confirm? ’ ‘No,’ she acknowledged grudgingly. ‘I imagine we must always tie him to the mattress. ’ ‘Don’t you're thinking that the terrible guy has been via sufficient? ’ Mary requested. ‘Do you will have him to rip you to items in the midst of the evening? Or rip out the twins’ throats? ’ Mary harrumphed, yet didn't reply. ‘I’ll consult Terry,’ Lesley stated, and hauled herself to her ft. As she climbed the steps, she puzzled how she was once going to cajole Geldof to permit his father, who in a single day had misplaced his spouse, virtually set fireplace to the home after which been mauled by way of squirrels, to be tied to the mattress in case he changed into a slavering, homicidal zombie. I’ll by no means, ever bitch approximately having a foul day back, she idea. thirteen Letting the cat out of the bag James offered no objection to being lashed to the mattress, having lapsed right into a coma-like country. Geldof was once additionally amenable to the belief of tying up a possible zombie, father or no longer, because he was once drowsing within the comparable room. To make concerns even more straightforward, Lesley came upon 4 brief lengths of rope stashed underneath the marital mattress, each one with an easy-tighten noose. She handed the tying-up responsibility to Terry. An ex-boyfriend had persuaded her to aim bondage a couple of times, and whereas she had no powerful emotions for or opposed to, she knew how effortless it was once for physically fluids to infect the apparatus. As Terry tightly lashed a compliant James to the bedposts, Lesley watched Geldof, who used to be sitting within the nook hugging his knees.

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