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By Brian Limond

Daft Wee Stories is Limmy’s first book.

It is a set of stories.

There are brief stories.

There are longer stories.

There are silly stories.

There are considerate stories.

There are upside-down stories.

There are normal-way-up stories.

There are bizarre stories.

There are much less bizarre stories.

There are rather bizarre stories.

There is not anything else like it.

Have a learn.

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Yet she’d discover finally. She’d discover that he’d figured out, simply because he’d need to inform his dad. He’d need to. ‘Dad,’ he’d say. ‘Know the way you and Mum stopped shagging years in the past? She’s nonetheless at it, mate. She’s nonetheless at it. ’ She squeezed the guy’s arse. Iain diminished his spoon into the bowl and driven it away. They stopped kissing for a second, in basic terms to regulate their heads and get fired correct again into one another once more. Iain may possibly nearly see the guy’s face now, yet no longer relatively, he couldn’t get a great, transparent glance. besides the fact that, he did get an excellent, transparent examine the semi that was once bulging throughout the guy’s middle-age trousers. He observed that each one correct. He used to be stunned at how little he was once surprised by way of it. stunned and anxious. involved at what it intended for his psychological wellbeing and fitness, as he had sincerely turn into warped. He regarded away. He reckoned that once he received around to telling his dad, he’d perhaps depart this bit out. Dad had to recognize the reality, yet he didn’t have to be tortured with it. Iain seemed again on the pair of them. They’d became just a little, and now Iain might get an exceptional, transparent examine the guy’s face. His middle sank. No. No, it can’t be. Iain leaned his elbows opposed to the desk, closed his eyes and lightly placed his arms opposed to his face. He wouldn’t be telling his dad in any case. no longer now. If the man were a stranger, aye, yet now not now. It was once undesirable. lovely undesirable. It used to be Dad. Mum was once with Dad. The cafe proprietor walked over to Iain, the fellow on the window, the single who’d been staring into his soup for the final fifteen mins. ‘Is every little thing okay? ’ she requested, the soup. She’d made it herself. ‘It’s revolting,’ he whispered. ‘Revolting. ’ swimsuit your self. CRAP movies I’ve obtained a mate, he’s just a little a movie buff. He’s bought it in his Twitter bio: ‘Film buff’. He’s this sort of man that refers to motion pictures like Rear Window easily as Window. I take into accout asking him why he did that, and he stated that if you’re into motion pictures up to he's and talk about them up to he does, then it simply makes extra feel, it saves loads of time. I advised him that I understood why he occasionally shortened One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest to at least one Flew, even if it’s now not whatever I’d do myself, yet shortening Rear Window to Window? You’re basically wasting a syllable. I keep in mind announcing that to him on-line one evening, I acknowledged, ‘Are you certain you don’t do exactly it to sound smart? ’ yet he by no means answered. Have a feeling of humour, mate, fuck’s sake. besides, I suggested a movie to him, simply because I’m somewhat a movie buff myself. now not sufficient to stay ‘Film buff’ in my bio, brain you, I don’t take myself that heavily, yet i do know an excellent movie whilst I see one. And this one I prompt used to be reliable. It used to be Danish. I instructed him approximately it, and some days later I requested him what he notion. He stated he suggestion it was once crap. That used to be the notice he used: ‘Crap’. I informed him i presumed that used to be fairly blunt, telling me one among my favorite motion pictures was once crap, and that i laughed. I laughed to fake that it didn’t trouble me, however it did. i feel what he stated used to be truly out of order, it used to be simply fucking impolite.

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