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By Francesca Simon

Warning: Too impolite for fogeys and for slimy toad little brothers!

These are Horrid Henry's personal jokes: the jokes that grossed out mother and Dad... that made Aunt Ruby run home... that despatched pass over Battle-Axe screaming from category. Be horrid! learn Henry's jokes. Then inform them to the world!

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So he may well consume the chickens at the different aspect. the one advantage of dwelling round the corner to Moody Margaret is that she understands a few reliable jokes. There’s only one challenge… Margaret: Knock Knock. Susan: Who’s there? Margaret: Little previous woman. Susan: Little outdated girl who? Margaret (yodelling): Little outdated woman ooooh. Margaret: Knock Knock. Susan: Who’s there? Margaret: Abyssinia. Susan: Abyssinia who? Margaret: Abyssinia whilst i am getting again. Margaret: Knock Knock. Susan: Who’s there? Margaret: Canoe. Susan: Canoe who? Margaret: Canoe open the door? It’s chilly out the following. Margaret: Knock Knock. Susan: Who’s there? Margaret: Bella. Susan: Bella who? Margaret: Bella backside trousers. Margaret: Knock Knock. Susan: Who’s there? Margaret: Dishes. Susan: Dishes who? Margaret: Dishes your good friend. allow me in. Margaret: Knock knock. Susan: Who’s there? Margaret: Lettuce. Susan: Lettuce who? Margaret: Lettuce in, it’s raining. Margaret: Knock knock. Susan: Who’s there? Margaret: Sorry. Susan: Sorry who? Margaret: Sorry, fallacious door. Margaret: Knock knock. Susan: Who’s there? Margaret: Boo. Susan: Boo who? Margaret: Don’t cry, it’s just a funny story. Margaret: Knock knock. Susan: Who’s there? Margaret: Abby. Susan: Abby who? Margaret: Abby stung me at the backside. Margaret: Knock knock. Susan: Who’s there? Margaret: Nun. Susan: Nun who? Margaret: Nun of your small business. Margaret: Knock knock. Susan: Who’s there? Margaret: Germaine. Susan: Germaine who? Margaret: Germaine you don’t realize me? Margaret: Knock knock. Susan: Who’s there? Margaret: Ron. Susan: Ron who? Margaret: Ron as speedy as you could! Margaret: Knock knock. Susan: Who’s there? Margaret: Ada. Susan: Ada who? Margaret: Ada lot of breakfast and I’m crammed. Margaret: Knock knock. Susan: Who’s there? Margaret: Cows move. Susan: Cows pass who? Margaret: No they don’t, they move moo. Margaret: Knock knock. Susan: Who’s there? Margaret: modify. Susan: alter who? Margaret: alter made a large number at the flooring. I couldn’t scouse borrow to any extent further in their jokes because…Aarrrggghhh! I’m getting out of right here! “How come you usually get to move first? ” acknowledged Susan sourly. “Because you can’t inform jokes and that i can,” acknowledged Margaret. “I can too inform jokes! ” “Can’t! ” “Can! ” SLAP! SLAP! Henry: Bert, why did the bird move the line? Bert: I dunno. Henry: There’s no aspect telling you jokes, Bert! Why do you usually resolution, “I dunno”? Bert: I dunno. What do you get should you pass a centipede with a parrot? A walkie-talkie. What do you name a sheep with out legs? A cloud. Why do geese have webbed ft? To stamp out wooded area fires. Why do elephants have gigantic, flat toes? To stamp out flaming geese. What is going 99-clonk, 99-clonk, 99-clonk? A centipede with a wood leg. How do you lease a horse? positioned a brick below each one hoof. What’s worse than an alligator with a toothache? A centipede with athlete’s foot. How are you aware which finish of a malicious program is its head? Tickle it and spot which finish smiles. What has 50 legs yet can’t stroll? part a centipede. What has 4 wheels and flies? A dumpster. What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall? How slime flies. Why did the turkey go the line?

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