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By James Patterson, Chris Tebbetts

Rafe Khatchadorian, the hero of the bestselling heart university sequence, is prepared for a enjoyable summer season at camp--until he unearths out it's a summer season school camp! fortunately, Rafe simply makes pals together with his troublemaking cabin buddies and bunkmate, a boy nicknamed Booger-Eater, who places up with never-ending teasing from the opposite teenagers. Rafe quickly realizes there's extra to anyone than a nickname, notwithstanding, and Booger-Eater can be the type of buddy you will want in your facet while the lads from the Cool Cabin assault.

This fourth e-book within the vastly well known heart college sequence is an unforgettable summer time of hi-jinks, new buddies, and surprises, all advised with the hilarity and honesty readers have come to anticipate from blockbuster writer James Patterson.

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Hi-Rafe-Georgia-already-told-me-all-about-you-are-you-having-a-good-summer-I-am-and-by-the-way-I-think-your-sister-is-totally-the-bomb-I’m-so-glad-we-got-assigned-to-the-same-cabin-because-we’re-having-a-really-really-really-REALLY-awesome-time! ” she acknowledged. “Hi,” I acknowledged. “Christine’s brother is going right here too,” Georgia informed me. “Uh-huh,” I stated. Katie used to be over at the dock placing suntan lotion on her nostril, and that i was once staring at her, so I wasn’t rather being attentive. “His identify is Tommy Worley,” Georgia acknowledged. “Is he on your cabin? ” “Nope,” I acknowledged. “Actually, not anyone calls him Tommy,” Christine acknowledged. “Everyone right here calls him Doolin…. ” And—SLAM! allow me inform you, I didn’t see that one coming. It was once like getting hit within the head with an invisible fist. This lady used to be Doolin’s sister? i used to be nonetheless taking that one in whereas she saved speaking. “The Doolin half comes from my mother, ’cause while Tommy used to be little, he used to play with swords for all time, so she began calling him Dueling Tommy after which Dueling after which it was once simply Doolin after that. really, my brother has hundreds of nicknames, like TW and Cheese Steak, and infrequently we even nonetheless name him Pamp—” “Yeah, ok, good, have a great summer,” I acknowledged. Then I dove into the water and began making my getaway. It wasn’t like i used to be terrified of Christine, precisely. I simply figured that among her mouth, Georgia’s mouth, and my good fortune, i used to be conserving my distance. One fake movement, and I’d have the complete Bobcat cabin coming after me much more than they already have been. “Wait! ” Georgia yelled after me. “Don’t you need to come canoeing with us? ” I grew to become over within the water and simply stored kicking. “No way,” I acknowledged. “Too risky! ” They most likely idea i used to be conversing concerning the canoe. Which was once wonderful with me. the fewer I acknowledged, the higher. simply because not like my sister, i do know while to maintain my mouth close. RAFE TO THE RESCUE (KIND OF) whilst Katie blew her whistle at 3:05, i used to be the final one out of the water, as traditional. I consistently cherished swimming for so long as attainable. That intended i used to be additionally often the final one strolling up the trail from the lake to the most a part of the lads’ camp. And that’s the place I stepped into my subsequent colossal, steaming pile of hassle. the trail is going all the way through the wooded area, and for approximately 5 mins there’s not anything round you yet timber. i assumed i used to be on their lonesome that day, yet then I heard a few voices again within the woods. whilst I regarded over, I observed Doolin and a pair of his buddies giving Norman a troublesome time. They have been tossing this blue towel from side to side, enjoying keep-away whereas he attempted to snatch it. “Give it again! ” Norman acknowledged. “Not until eventually you assert it,” Doolin advised him. “I’m unlikely to claim it. ” “Then you’re no longer getting your towelski again. ” I stepped in the back of the thick branches of a giant pine tree to maintain out of sight. I wasn’t fairly convinced what to do, and that i desired to see what could occur prior to I made any silly judgements that perhaps may perhaps get me and Norman murdered. “Go on,” one of many different men acknowledged. “It’s now not that complex. ‘Booger Eater would favor his towel again.

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