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By Wendy Northcutt
The Darwin Awards II: Unnatural Selection brings jointly a clean choice of the hapless, the heedless, and the simply undeniable foolhardy between us. Salute the landlord of an apparatus education university who demonstrates the risks of riding a forklift by way of failing to outlive the filming of his personal security video. Gawk on the couple who nod off on a sloping roof. Witness the shepherd who leaves his rifle unsecured—only to be by accident shot by way of one in every of his personal flock.
With over 100 Darwin Award Winners, Honorable Mentions, and debunked city Legends, plus technology and defense suggestions for fending off the scythe of typical choice, The Darwin Awards II proves once more how unusual logic can be.
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